Does anyone actually understand youth speak?

Well, well, you surprise me for your age. Usually the masses understand each other's lingo but it looks like you are a fine exception (which is a compliment)!

I usually turn to www.urbandictionary.com to figure out their alien speak.

[b]otp[/b]: on the phone
[b]wtk[/b]: want to know
[b]bfgf[/b]: boyfriend/girlfriend (relationship)
[b]fwt[/b]: f*cking waste of time
[b]omw[/b]: on my way/oh my word
[b]dftw[/b]: done for the week

I know a guy who hangs out with morons like that and he's become seriously dumb, up to such a level that he can't even follow what I'm saying; I have to say everything in slow motion which is super annoying.

Welcome to a generation of idiots.. I sincerely hope you will become one of the intelligent ones.

I understand it, through many forcing it upon me, but I still think most of it is stupid. I'm long winded and I like it that way.

Well otp stands for one true pairing. It's used for "shipping" two fictional (and sometimes not fictional) characters together. Never heard of the others

wyltsmbhc

I try to desyphire my teenage sons text messages. When I highlight a word and put a ? Next to the sentence he replies I know. So I still don't know.

I'm somewhat competent in it.

OMY-On My Way
WTK-Want To Know
BFGF-BoyFriend GirlFriend
WTF-What The F*ck
HMU-Hit Me Up

I hate when they say totes. Totes are fucking bags. Not short for totally. Lazy bastards.