Can you teach me how to cook meth?

Ask Dr. Fauci

nah but i can teach you how to cook other stuff lol

Sure, just a sprinkle of this, a pinch of that...top it off with just a smidgen of "wtf happened last night and where am i?"and that's how we go to jail, baby!☺

Mmmm... Dee-licious! And SO bad for you!

That's a recipe the cooking TV shows won't tell you