Going back to uni soon and cannot wait to be a feral animal by night and an academic weapon by day once more

I hope ypu tip the scales in favorvof academia.

... Alcodemeia?

Learning great life lessons 👍

I remember it well! (Well, maybe not that well, because I was pissed every night lol) 😂

Alcoholism? It shall destroy you and your dreams.

If you are indeed an alcoholic school will be a waste of money as you will loose everything before you get back on track.