You must understand the rules so you can get round them ...

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I told her. “Sorry,” says the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that, so try something else.“

“Fine,” I said, “I don’t want to die until Australia has a credible policy to take on climate change.“
Said the fairy: “You’re a shifty little bastard, aren’t you?”

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Abstraction · 61-69, M

Housing is expensive now and out of reach for most young people, but political parties are very cheap to purchase in Australia. I mean, give between $30k or $300k and they'll make sure you make several million on the side.
So for the mining companies it's peanuts to hold the world to ransom in Australia.
Scotty from marketing looked a little vulnerable in the real world stage when he wasn't able to hide behind the Murdoch media fog.