So I’ve been looking into your files. HOW do you explain this? 🤨

@HeavenBesideYou we certainly are mi amiga

@HeavenBesideYou @Fungirlmmm two amazing women is what you are ❤️

@JesseInTX that's sweet

@Soossie you have a twin who steals cookies? 🍪

😒

@Temporallube

I might 😝

@Soossie this situation is worse than I thought 💭

We need to call in the national guards and secure the oreos

@SweetMae yes! The stuffies 😈

@Temporallube
I have a cat and I know how to use it.

@SweetMae nothing a little catnip won’t easily control.

I’m a master of altered feline states

@wilderflower 😲


Oh hell nah 😠

@Temporallube 😁

@Temporallube I do love myself but I find it impossible to live as bad as my health is and without anyone to help with rent or chores. I have only been in temporary shelter since i got off the street five or six years ago. When my subsidies expire in a year or so I will lose everything again and be homeless again. Only I will be also be paralyzed by then according to my healthcare practitioners.

@Anonymartyr sounds like you need an intervention. I hope it works out for you.

@Temporallube Yes I need one very much, but I also use my circumstances to help the poor, homeless elderly and disabled since I am a worst case scenario. We have a titanic housing crisis ere because rents were allowed to get ridiculous. Even full-time employees cannot afford a room to rent. I want all of us to get help, not just myself. I forced city hall to implement a housing program that got seven other people shelter before they caught up to me, just because i was one of three people interviewed about homelessness and panhandling by a newspaper. Check out my "about me" on my profile page.

@DayDreaming2 it’s too late. I’m damaged for life 😒

@Temporallube Lesson learned the hard way 😉

@DayDreaming2 you give cruel tutelage, Pai Mei 😒

@Just4fun those files are legit!

@Peaches oh shyt. I got skull envy

@Temporallube Well you'll like alien women then, 👽️no hair!🤣

@Peaches I‘ve never heard of thick alien women, but I hope they have some 😏

@JimminyChristmas oh so you’re telling me your addiction is expansive, and that the insecticide we are planning to use might disrupt your moment of zen.

@Temporallube Insecticides definitely ruin my zen!! They make my wild edibles inedible and they affect the lizards and birds.
No chemicals in my garden! I weed by hand, and feed the bugs to the lizards.

@JimminyChristmas I commend your nature conservation efforts sir. We need more Jimminy’s like you in the world 🌍

@jackson55 we are dealing the slightly oblong sized one exposing your love for peanut butter sandwiches 🥪 🤨

@Temporallube Yuck, I hate peanut butter.

@jackson55 a likely story 🙄

@goagainsttheflow oh trust me. you WON’T be able to go against the flow when it hits you my friend 🚽

@Temporallube xD xD xD

@wildbill83 can I at least have my choice of a last fast food meal? 🥘

@Rokasu i see we caught you red handed, blue if you considered the food you’ve been stealing! 😠

@PrivateHell don’t blame it on France!

And it’s pronounced “egregious” 😠

@Temporallube not sure I deserved that...

@PrivateHell it’s called tough love. And we’re making that hell public 😠

@sspec don’t blame this on my need to drink cheap whisky due to my marriage to a woman who thinks she’s an alien with a message for the president about the need for toilet paper 🧻

😠