Roast me..

@SimplyTracie interesting 🤔 in what way?

@ASLAN I’m kidding. He’s fat and you’re not?

Are you Samoan? Because you don’t look Samoan.

@SimplyTracie come oon Tracie Roast meee..
No I'm not Samoan.. Should I be Samoan? 🤔

@SimplyTracie are u serious.. I've been trying to get some weight lately and nothing works.. Does this works 🤔[image]

@ASLAN Works for what?

@SimplyTracie gaining weight Tracie 🤦‍♂️

@ASLAN Eat lotsa poi. And pork laulau with lotsa luau leaf.
I have many Samoan friends and most are 300+ pounds.

@SimplyTracie I don't eat pork Tracie..🤷‍♂️

@ASLAN Well, do you eat beef? If you wanna be fat like Trump, you gots to eat like him. Start with McDonald’s hamburgers and french fries. Okay?

@SimplyTracie I don't wanna be like trump 😂
I want to gain 50 to 60 pounds only.
I don't get fat at all no matter how much I eat.. It's kindda genetic thing I suppose.

@ASLAN This isn’t recommended but I think it’ll work. Start smoking cigarettes. Then quit. I heard about people gaining weight after they quit smoking.