Considering all the posts in connection with m*sterb*ting I thought I would contribute for fun.

Did you know that Kellogg's corn flakes was originally invented as an anti masterb*tion food ?

Mr Kellogg worked in a mental institute and being a Catholic he was troubled by all those patients strangling their chickens and wasting all that blessed sperm.

He thought feeding them cereal for breakfast instead of meat would help somehow. It didn't help but hey...we got corn flakes thanks to the paranoia of the Catholic church.
Weird but true.
🙂