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Did you know that Kellogg's corn flakes was originally invented as an anti masterb*tion food ?

Mr Kellogg worked in a mental institute and being a Catholic he was troubled by all those patients strangling their chickens and wasting all that blessed sperm.

He thought feeding them cereal for breakfast instead of meat would help somehow. It didn't help but hey...we got corn flakes thanks to the paranoia of the Catholic church.
Weird but true.
🙂

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Catholic nuns came up with resistance machines to for physical therapy for polio victims. Later some of these same type machines were produced for a company called Tan & Tone, they also help tone up flabby bodies & help with weight loss.

Wraithorn · 51-55, M

@cherokeepatti That's interesting. Good for them.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@Wraithorn At least they did something good. They also did a lot of bad, running hospitals in Canada and getting doctors to hospitalize children for such things as wetting the beds & then doping them up & telling the parents they were mental...so they could charge the govt. a huge amount of money. That was a big scandal.

Wraithorn · 51-55, M

@cherokeepatti What ? Nuns (women) did that ? Damn...

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@Wraithorn Doctors working for Catholic hospitals, they have nuns working in them but the Catholic Church was scamming the govt. by doping up small children & charging the govt. Cruel & evil thing to do.

Wraithorn · 51-55, M

@cherokeepatti Indeed. The Vatican does seem to have a love for gold.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@Wraithorn They have more scams than the telephone scammers do.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@Wraithorn I got a robocall with an artificial voice saying my social security number was compromised & to call their number to speak to a representative so they could help me. As the recording ended they said “Have a blessed day.” I just laughed, no govt. entity says that when they are conducting official business.

Wraithorn · 51-55, M

@cherokeepatti Lol. That's tragicomedy.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@Wraithorn They don’t even say that in Chick-Fil-A and I went there today.

Considering all the posts in connection with m*sterb*ting I thought I would contribute for fun.

Considering all the posts in connection with msterbting I thought I would contribute for fun.