what would happen if the earth were really flat

some idiot would fall off the edge!

Flat women would have an excuse.

People would fall off while trying to take a selfie.

cats would knock things off it.

There would be a lot of people genuinely 'on the edge'

There would be no such thing as the other half of the world, me thinks 🤔

Theoretically, we’d fall off. And it would be hard to explain why only our planet is flat, when we can look in the sky and see a clearly spherical sun and moon.