I be goin' shortly to the Smoky Mountains where apparently, they have black bears. They explain it's the brown bears I should worry about.

If I see one, do I stroke it or shoot it with my specially purchased American gun.

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Tennessee2 · 80-89, F

Did you smell any ammonia in Tennessee?

Valentine · M

@Tennessee2 Sorry, as a UK-Lander, this goes right over my head. What is it with ammonia?!

Tennessee2 · 80-89, F

@Valentine it's a chemical and I'm warning people about it

Valentine · M

@Tennessee2 I know what it is and how deadly it is. But Alabama and Tennessee seem to have a big thing about it.

Tennessee2 · 80-89, F

@Valentine It's nitrogenous wastes produced by living things like plants and animals and people.

Valentine · M

@Tennessee2 you keep telling me things I already know. But not what it has to do with peeps from Tennessee or Alabama. 🙄

Tennessee2 · 80-89, F

@Valentine because Tennesseans produce ammonia and Alabamians do not.

Valentine · M