I be goin' shortly to the Smoky Mountains where apparently, they have black bears. They explain it's the brown bears I should worry about.

If I see one, do I stroke it or shoot it with my specially purchased American gun.

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lorne13 · 61-69, M

Its traditional to just shoot everything that moves

Valentine · M

@lorne13 So I've heard. 😥