I be goin' shortly to the Smoky Mountains where apparently, they have black bears. They explain it's the brown bears I should worry about.

If I see one, do I stroke it or shoot it with my specially purchased American gun.

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th3r0n · 41-45, M

Leave it alone unless it comes after you. They’re omnivores, they eat more than just meat and aren’t necessarily likely to attack unprovoked.