What's a good conversation starter?

Hi.. so you're alive and how's that working out for you?

In the fruit and veg isle of the supermarket
"wow, can you believe how wilted the cucumbers are?"

"what do you do, no, not how do you make money, what do you do for your own love of it"

Talk about what you see or feel. Just be yourself and you will never go wrong.

Ask what tomorrow's weather gonna be

Wanna bang? :D Hahahaha

I'm with you on that. 😕