Why won't this paper write itself?

Because it’s not 2077 yet

Ahhh, the elusive self writing paper.

Cos it has no arms. No legs. No nose. No hair. No eyes. No ears. No toes. No mouth. No chin. No face. Ok you get what I'm saying.

It doesn't like research?

Because it's lazy😣😣

It's not the paper that has issues. It's the pen. The paper is only there to serve the pen, not to do the pen's job.