whats the funniest nick-name youve heard?

knew a guy once named RedDog...he had red hair and he acted like a wild dog...another guy we call cueball...not a stich of hair on his head and it was perfectly round...BTW, they both loved their nicknames, so it wasn't something we said behind their backs...

Smurf. But only because I don't know the context. Did she have blue waffle or something?

im sure shitty bum knew his nickname too

Sock Cucker -- for obvious reasons.