Alabamananians are the original beings before everyone else was on this earth.

The original oldest bloodline on the earth.

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Thodsis · 51-55, M

I thought the Tennesseeneeneenahs had laid claim to that origin myth.

Alabamiangods · 46-50, F

@Thodsis Tennesseans evolved from the Rhesus monkey 93% of Tennesseans have the RH gene in their blood, 97% of Alabamians lack the RH gene and are the true guards of the cosmos and the universe and Galaxy.

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@Alabamiangods Ah! I bow down to your comprehensive knowledge. Do you have a professorship at a disreputable school of study?

Alabamiangods · 46-50, F

@Thodsis yes

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@Alabamiangods How much for a diploma? I have one thousand dried peas. And a dead squirrel that's starting to stink.

Alabamiangods · 46-50, F

@Thodsis 23 dollars

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@Alabamiangods Using the common exchange rate I reckon that's about six hundred and seventy peas and one third of a squirrel. Do you mind if it's the top part? The little bugger keeps staring at me...