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For You someday we will meet inperson at my California Mansion

Welcome back!

OMF welcome back!!! <3

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Welcome Back

old habits :)

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Hurrah! We have vanquished the coconut army from our lands! Now it is time to drink from their skulls!

Why have gazpacho, when you can have gazpachello?
Inspired by salted caramel, this salty sweet dessert comes chock-full of nutrients, and is sure to impress your guests.

I present to you... The cutest member of the gestapo

I got you a cup that identifies as a coffee bean; I expect you to respect zeir pronouns.

Take care, friend. <3

CAW-nsider yourself BLOCKED! :P

You're out of crow puns?!?! That's a CAW-tastrophe!!! 😱

I don't have any coins, otherwise these gifts would be nicer.
So, maybe you can just use your imagination, and pretend this is a crow. 🧙‍♂️

A crow's favorite board game is Settlers of CAW-tan!!!

Also, NG thought it would be bad racially insensitive to associate caw-tan pads with crows. There was some backlash due to this caw-ntroversy!

National Geographic wrote an article about how crows love to stay in hotels, because the CAW-ton swabs are CAW-mplimentary!

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What's a crow's favorite vegetable?

CAW-cumber!
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I heard a crow's favorite candy is, CAW-breakers!

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Now it's your turn... You carrion with these morbid/terrible puns.

What do crows drink for breakfast?
CAW-fee!!!
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A DIY Lollipop Kit!

"If it sticks,
You can make a lolly out of it!"

:) thanks for commenting <3

You gets a cat anyways

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Happy St. Paddy's Day... Have a stein of freshly squeezed pea juice! :D

Thank you for the banter this morning. 🤗

Show off them toes ;)

Smile. :)

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Happy belated birthday from a really shitty friend! Here's a candle for you to practice your satanic rituals with!