I done told you once you SOB I’m the best there’s ever been

@Prettybratbi1tch you never have faith in me 😒

@ShepherdBard you always fail why should I waste my faith?

@Prettybratbi1tch name one time I failed 😒

@ShepherdBard you couldn't climb the monkey bar yesterday and you cried all the way home

@Prettybratbi1tch they were way too high for any reasonable person and I’m filing a lawsuit

@ShepherdBard day before that you tore a hole in the trampoline with your shoe when you tried to jump in it

@Prettybratbi1tch another lawsuit. Jumping on trampolines barefoot is unsanitary and thus they should be able to handle sneakers

@ShepherdBard two hours later you poked a hole in the bounce house with your sharp tall fingernails

@Prettybratbi1tch my nails are within the standard deviation to be average length… lawsuit!

@ShepherdBard I'm noticing a pattern here aren't you?

@Prettybratbi1tch yea these companies need to get their stuff together

@ShepherdBard or you can take your own advice

@Prettybratbi1tch how bout I take your lunch??

@ShepherdBard you can and we'll talk about you taking your own advice while eating

@Prettybratbi1tch ok what did you bring?

@ShepherdBard I thought you were buying??

@Prettybratbi1tch don’t try to bugs bunny me

@ShepherdBard are you buying or not?

@Prettybratbi1tch no, I’m taking your lunch!!

@ShepherdBard well I don't have any so good luck

@Prettybratbi1tch get one so I can take it

@ShepherdBard I was planning on taking yours

@Prettybratbi1tch and how would you do that? 🤨

@ShepherdBard easy grab it and raise my hand up you won't be able to reach