What is the biggest rumor that has ever been started about you?

Irl people don't tell lies about me. Its only online that they like to tell their little lies for reasons that i don't even care why. First i was a male, then an old woman, a porn star, then i was accused of being me and having another account so i could message and talk to myself. I just think some of the users here must be extremely unhappy and bored that they spend their time letting me live rent free in thir fucked up little brainless heads.