I Dont Send Nudes Stop Asking

i literally only said THREE words to this dude on here... THREE words and the words were not “send me nudes” or “show me penis” or whatever 😂 just three words, and he thought those words translated to me wanting to see his dick, I’m guessing???? So, he showed me his penis. I was not impressed.

My response: Looks awful. Doesn’t excite me one bit. Why’d you show me that? 🤢🤢

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Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

I drew a smiley face on it for you and everything 😠 ungrateful

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Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@RedWine do you have any idea how long it takes for marker to come off a penis? cus I DON'T 😠

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Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@RedWine pfft tease. I'm adding a mustasche next time.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Ryannnnnn Need a moustache model? 😁

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@Quizzical I have been meaning to compliment you for a while on that bitchin tash situation you've got goin on 😎
I got the turk barbers to hit restart on my beard situation so my face is jealous atm.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Ryannnnnn Well, thank you very much sir.

Had a bit of a facial hair fuck-up myself at my last barber's visit as she misunderstood my instructions...

Thankfully though it was a retrievable situation so didn't have to start from scratch again 😖

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@Quizzical Yeah it's scary to do maintenance.
I had a bit of a kidnapped look going on, had like 4" under the chin but cheeks hadn't caught up.
Turk barbers are great though, they hot towel your face/click all your fingers for ya and stretch your arms out. It's like a full ritual.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Ryannnnnn I have had ONE session with a Turkish Barber, and I can safely say, it was easily the WORST shave of my life.

I was attending a wedding and had to borrow the Groom's razor to remove all the bits the barber missed.

They were actually visible from a few feet away...

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@Quizzical Damn that's pretty piss poor. Maybe he had beard envy and wanted to shave you down a peg.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Ryannnnnn I was beardless back then lol

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@Quizzical Then he saw the potential within you and saught to thwart it, but it was not enough.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Ryannnnnn Now, I cannot deny THAT possibility, lol