Someone told me that I act so white, that I make the ghosts in their house look black. What a lame joke and how can you act a color???

Had a boss one time while we were at Walmart ask me what I like to eat and I said well if you seen I do like chicken they can't import Colt 45 anymore so I have to go with Steel Reserve he looks me and says "You are a black man trapped in a white man's body!" we both laughed him being black as night me being white.