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SW-User
I do, actually, but the "velcro hair" stops me long enough to reconsider
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SW-User
Really? Show us your fingers!
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@SW-User That's right 🤨
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SW-User
@DrScissorhands Calm yo titties, peasant. You're cool but not that cool. Go back to whatever you were doing with those fingers 🤢
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HijabaDabbaDoo · F
This is how pandemics are birthed
It’s a bootyhole fiesta @HijabaDabbaDoo
Majorlatency · M
It's a great idea if you want to stop biting your nails..
Majorlatency · M
@DrScissorhands Oh I forgot you've got all the gear. Do you have a nurses outfit? If so I could come up with a plan for Friday!
@Majorlatency I have a nurse's outfit... for men yeah 😌
Majorlatency · M
@DrScissorhands That's not gonna work. I want to be Dr. Phil McCavity, not a male nurse.
SUPERVlXEN · F
@SUPERVlXEN A diseased tentacle 🥰
SUPERVlXEN · F
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Let me say this very clearly. I would rather randomly put my finger up my butthole than put it in the typical SWer Joe's shoes.
@Harmonium1923 You're absolutely right. Whatever was I thinking 🤢