Not me lying in bed crying over the thought that some people that I like wouldn’t like me back if I was a goat

me & you

I'm drunk and I laughed Im sorry I think

Let’s be clear here
I would love you so much if you were a goat

Sleep well my friend
Here if you need anything

people who don't like goats objectively suck in the first place. if they can't have you in goat form, they can't have you in human form !!

🤔 *Me wanting to hear this full conversation and how it led to “yeah, but would you like me as a goat?”* 🤔

Well I'm already a goat so if you're a goat with me then I'm wifing you up 😂

I think you’re goated with the sauce and delightful.

I hope you have the sweetest of dreams

MAAAAA!
Pretty awesome if ya ask meeee

You would be a cute billy goat

Dont go. We will be goaty together 🥺 👉👈

but everyone loves goats 🥺

But you are the 🐐oat🤘🏽

Blindfold and feed me!

Are we talking greatest of all time, or the cute furry creature that looks more develish as it grows up. Or have i totally misunderstood you?

"I'm so tired of MY bs", perhaps that's a breakthrough.

good night

nopefully tomorrow will be better foryou

Bruh. EVERYONE likes goats tho

That's an interesting thought process 😅

I'll be an unlikeable goat with you. We can climb people's houses and fuck up their gardens 🐐 🌺 🔥

What? Goats are adorable...i’m one!

Wait, what? What’s going on?

So who is a goat?!

Goats are cute

🐐

They secretly think they're beneath us because we are the GOAT

Nah, I'd like you the same. Plus goat milk cheese.

Goats are awesome though

But goat stands for greatest of all time