Not me lying in bed crying over the thought that some people that I like wouldn’t like me back if I was a goat

me & you

I'm drunk and I laughed Im sorry I think

MAAAAA!
Pretty awesome if ya ask meeee

I hope you have the sweetest of dreams

Are we talking greatest of all time, or the cute furry creature that looks more develish as it grows up. Or have i totally misunderstood you?

Blindfold and feed me!

That's an interesting thought process 😅

good night

nopefully tomorrow will be better foryou

Wait, what? What’s going on?

I think you’re goated with the sauce and delightful.

Dont go. We will be goaty together 🥺 👉👈

🤔 *Me wanting to hear this full conversation and how it led to “yeah, but would you like me as a goat?”* 🤔

"I'm so tired of MY bs", perhaps that's a breakthrough.

🐐

but everyone loves goats 🥺

What? Goats are adorable...i’m one!

But you are the 🐐oat🤘🏽

Goats are cute

Let’s be clear here
I would love you so much if you were a goat

Sleep well my friend
Here if you need anything

You would be a cute billy goat

Bruh. EVERYONE likes goats tho

Well I'm already a goat so if you're a goat with me then I'm wifing you up 😂

So who is a goat?!

Goats are awesome though

Nah, I'd like you the same. Plus goat milk cheese.

people who don't like goats objectively suck in the first place. if they can't have you in goat form, they can't have you in human form !!

They secretly think they're beneath us because we are the GOAT

But goat stands for greatest of all time

I'll be an unlikeable goat with you. We can climb people's houses and fuck up their gardens 🐐 🌺 🔥