Not me lying in bed crying over the thought that some people that I like wouldn’t like me back if I was a goat

me & you

I'm drunk and I laughed Im sorry I think

Let’s be clear here
I would love you so much if you were a goat

Sleep well my friend
Here if you need anything

🤔 *Me wanting to hear this full conversation and how it led to “yeah, but would you like me as a goat?”* 🤔

Well I'm already a goat so if you're a goat with me then I'm wifing you up 😂

I think you’re goated with the sauce and delightful.

I hope you have the sweetest of dreams

MAAAAA!
Pretty awesome if ya ask meeee

but everyone loves goats 🥺

Dont go. We will be goaty together 🥺 👉👈

You would be a cute billy goat

But you are the 🐐oat🤘🏽

Blindfold and feed me!

people who don't like goats objectively suck in the first place. if they can't have you in goat form, they can't have you in human form !!

Are we talking greatest of all time, or the cute furry creature that looks more develish as it grows up. Or have i totally misunderstood you?

"I'm so tired of MY bs", perhaps that's a breakthrough.

good night

nopefully tomorrow will be better foryou

Bruh. EVERYONE likes goats tho

That's an interesting thought process 😅

Wait, what? What’s going on?

So who is a goat?!

Goats are cute

🐐

What? Goats are adorable...i’m one!

Nah, I'd like you the same. Plus goat milk cheese.

Goats are awesome though

They secretly think they're beneath us because we are the GOAT

I'll be an unlikeable goat with you. We can climb people's houses and fuck up their gardens 🐐 🌺 🔥

But goat stands for greatest of all time