Listen, there’s nothing stopping you from sneaking out of work

picking up rice crispy cereal, marshmallows, and butter from the store, and making rice crispy treats in your work microwave.
Again, there’s nothing stopping [i]you,[/i] but I can’t say the same for [i]me[/i] because there’s [big]no marshmallows or marshmallow cream in this STUPID STORE[/big]