I Have No Time For Idiots

At my audiologist waiting for a quick check in review

receptionist: what was the appointment?

me: Getting my hearing aid adjusted and checking my percentage on my right ear.

receptionist: And your left ear is the deaf one,right?

me: yea ma'am

receptionist: so you wouldn't want a consult for a hearing aid on your left side? Or did you want a brochure?

me: