One thing that really grinds my gears about dating is when you find someone who thinks they're such a fuckin treat to get to know 🙄

The ones who talk like they're just the sexiest thing alive and you're so fortunate to be the one they choose to entertain them for the evening.

When I was new to the game I got burned by a few women like these. They almost never put out but they're real good at making you think they might.

Even more irritating when they're not even that cute.

I can smell them from a mile away now. Already did the litmus test just to be sure. I'm gonna order something off amazon for this one, send her a screenshot of the confirmation, then cancel the order and ghost her. That'll be funny lol.