None of you realize just how much unhinged garbage I refrain from posting daily

@StygianKohlrabi the one that sparked this post- I just heard a guy praise his dog and give it a treat when it used the bathroom.
I wanted to whine about no one praising me or giving me treats when I take a potty break.
I know at least a few people would’ve muted me over it

@itsok your DMs might explode 🤯 with that kind of turn on. Lots of guys will want to walk you with a plastic bag.