Y'all remember that scene in Matilda when Danny DeVito was yelling at the son?

"CHEW YOUR FOOD, YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!"

That's what I want to yell every time my roommate eats. He wolfs down his food so fast he chokes EVERY time, and then spend the next 10 mins loudly coughing, ruining anything that's on tv and interrupting anyone who may be talking at the time. 😒