@deadgerbil don’t be coy

@DancingStarGoddess gimme the works

@Chern0bylplaygr0unds

@Bexsy ☺ why thank you

@Youwereexpectingajoke heavens, it’s my estranged husband, returning for our annual vow renewal and exchanging of cooties

@itsok
Annual exchange of cooties? 🥵

@beermeplease I’ll officiate your wedding with all my cooties

@AuRevoir a glass container.
How was your birthday?

@itsok it was fun, did a lot, got kinda spoiled..

How was/is your vacay?

@CountScrofula thank you for being a voice of reason, I wouldn’t want my children affected over my cootie problem

@itsok okay but we can still bone behind the 7-11 I think they have some margarine in stock

@CountScrofula sounds good, I was gonna pick up the $3 meal deal anyway

@InfoTunaBotTheReturn I’ve known you how long and you never offered to share??

@InfoTunaBotTheReturn
Man's over here getting std bingo

@BillyMack is it locally sourced?

@itsok Ummm no. This ain't no farmer's market dear.

@BillyMack get your prepackaged mystery “aloe” outta here. I bet it even has that green dye added to it. I want cooties, not chemicals

@DownTheStreet yes please

@itsok I feel you might be a snicker doodle girl

@BlueVeins please and thank you

@Pfuzylogic

@itsok My cootie is honored. 😌

@SleepingWithGhosts I’m asking for them

@itsok Ok then...

@rebelsoul sorry to hear it

@itsok Whenever I hear cooties I just think of the powerpuff girls and their horrific depiction of it. 😂 Didn’t stop you though. 🫶

@Reject my little sister and I would pretend we were power puff girls. I was buttercup and she was bubbles

@itsok Aww! The powerpuff girls were the best! Even all us boys liked watching it. I have vague memories of thinking the Rowdyruff boys were like the coolest thing ever and they were basically defeated by cooties. I never fully realized just how understandable that would be until I was older.