All these softball questions in my inbox lol makes me want to ask how did you lose your virginity?

I asked a hot chick a softball question in her inbox, one thing led to another, yada yada yada, we're banging on her roof.

I was young and ignorant and lucky to enjoy exploring with a girl who had about the same knowledge and curiosity I did. We knew each other well enough to not be ridiculously nervous. Though there were some nerves. There were embarrassed laughs too. This all was WAY before the Internet was a thing. We just explored each other and figured it out.

Tinder hookup in a hotel. It was actually really good ✨

I kissed her, she kissed me, hands went to certain places, cloths came off, and stuff happened. It wasn't planned, just escalated

The soft balls have yet to meet the right ovaries to fertilize. 🙃

And they're not super picky either. Just a tiny bit.

I got drunk. Woke up. It was gone.

I looked everywhere for it.

I even looked behind the tefrigerator.

On my wedding night. My new wife and I gave each other our virginity’s to each other. I was 30. She was 29.

Snuck into a girls window if you have to know. She wasn't a softball player

It was when I was 18, with my then-girlfriend in the back seat of her father's car.

Is 'softball questions in my inbox' a euphemism of some kind...? 🤔

You assume we’re not just a buncha virgins? 🫠

Coincidentally a softball

what would you like to be asked??

I lost my virginity by having sex

I didn't lose it. I know where it went.

Would you like questions a bit nasty

Lost it when i was 13

I didn’t yet.