*bats my eyelashes in your general direction*

@soulshadow ever since I can remember 😔

@itsok That's sad. You should try getting licked in the face regularly by a dog. I heard something in their saliva cab heal the eye aids. Worth a shot..

@soulshadow I’ve been using that treatment option every day for 15 years

@itsok hmmm.. your dosage may be off.. perhaps an additional dog might improve things 🤔