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I'm told Coldmageddon is coming.

I'm thinking we should get tangled up in a sleeping bag, have fingertip dancing competitions on one another's skin and tell steampunk-esk stories about what we'd find if we rode our starhorses through the galaxy.

That's how I wanna go out.

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goliathtree · 56-60, M

It's already colder than a well digger's hinder in the Klondike here.

Brooksy · 41-45, M

You can keep it! I actually don't mind the cold or snow, just not a fan of that there shovelin'

Degbeme · 70-79, M

You still wearing assless chaps?

goliathtree · 56-60, M

Yeah, but I haven't waxed in a while so the hair is back for insulation.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@goliathtree: Maybe try long johns.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@goliathtree: Not much insulation with that! Although I`m sure the wimmens will like it.

SW-User

@Brooksy: It's best when it snows and then rains into the snow, and you have to shovel the incredibly heavy slush before it freezes.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@crossproduct: Please don`t go there. That is supposed to be us this weekend. 😭

Brooksy · 41-45, M

@crossproduct: I've wept about that, more times than I'd like to admit.

I've considered fattening my son up and feeding him a gladiator's diet, then fake an injury, right when it starts snowing. I'd give him all the hot cocoa he'd ever want 🙂

Brooksy · 41-45, M

@goliathtree: I love me some Long John's... Or even Silvers! I love the chicken planks