Let me flirt with you

@Ryannnnnn *wiggles my eyebrows*

@itsok you have a caterpillar on your face, it might have a parasite, let me get that off for you 😏

@Ryannnnnn I’ll let you remove [i]all[/i] my parasites 😌

@itsok mm I bet you have lots of parasites 😌

@itsok hey why don't you sit on my stairs and eat a protein bar and we can talk parasites, I'll wear my good socks for you 😌

@Ryannnnnn that sounds nice. can I bring you something to drink?

@itsok bathwater please 😏 you probably stink, and I did make an effort with my socks, so I'd like a bit of participation on your end 😌

@Ryannnnnn I compulsively clean myself, oftentimes to the point of hysterics, so you don’t have to worry about stink

@itsok That's hot, do you like jorts? We can wear jorts and watch the Goonies together 😏

@Ryannnnnn jorts? Do you take me for a never-nude? Let me roleplay as sloth for you

@itsok yeah wear a pirate hat and go "HGOOARHHH" for me

@Ryannnnnn lemme touch your peg leg

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