Let me flirt with you

@JRVanguard think I might clean my carpet (literal) and play some roblox. maybe work on some homework. how about you?

@itsok I feel like you specifying cleaning your carpet was literal goes against the spirit of this post

I’m gonna lay in bad and be happy to not be at work

@JRVanguard let me try again
gonna clean my carpet tonight 😏
I could use some help if you’re available 😉
You can even lie in my bed while you do it

@itsok Perfect😌

But do the carpets match the drapes 🤔

Edit
Or does the carpet rather

But do you have multiple carpets?👀

@JRVanguard it’s all the same carpet, and I don’t actually have drapes.. wait.
*panics and starts biting my lip to lure you back in*

@itsok Naked windows😳

Also your lip is bleeding
That’s hot

@JRVanguard my windows are [u]so[/u] bare 😩
You like blood? 😏 how do you feel about scars? 😉

@itsok Go on🥵

Depends
What are you working with?😏

@JRVanguard oh boy, I’ve got [u]thousands[/u] of scars in allllll the easiest to hide places, but nothing is off limits for you 😌

@itsok Have you ever had someone give you a scar immobilization massage?😏
I’d be happy to give one to every inch😌

@JRVanguard that sounds lovely, I might need scars in some [i]other[/i] places 😏

@itsok What [i]other[/i] places?😏

(Also I don’t need an excuse to massage you)