Somehow I find it difficult to believe this flirt actually worked...

I'll put my money on this being a very weird fantasy of a typical simp that never happened and never will. 🤔

On a completely different note: am I really going to sleep at 3 AM rather than 7 or 10 AM? Yes! (Unless it doesn't work and I'm back in half an hour, but I'm seriously going to try.)

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HootyTheNightOwl

That's great... I'm going to make sure that you don't have last comment for a few hours...

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

Never happened

SomeMichGuy · M

Verily, it seemeth unlikely. I' truth, a tale of the drunkard, I wager.

SomeMichGuy · M

I wouod advise AGAINST this gambit.

deathfairy ·

he prob texting himself

NerdyPotato · M

@deathfairy lmao, not unlikely.

Lilnonames · F

Yeah I try that every day so I say I'm taking a nap

NerdyPotato · M

@Lilnonames it lasted only 4 hours, so that's probably a better term.

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