So uh… what aren’t you wearing?

@SW-User So shorts then?👀

@JRVanguard Nope!

@SW-User So what then?👀

@JRVanguard I just don't have any bottoms on. Well, except my plush padding.

@SW-User Oh my😳

@JRVanguard It's how I'm used to being! At least it helps regulate my body temperature.

@SW-User I could pour water on you🤔

@JRVanguard But then my body would be soaking wet! And I had a shower yesterday.

@SW-User I’m still not seeing the issue🤔

@JRVanguard Don't want my body being soaked in water! That would leave me hella cold.

@SW-User But then I could warm you🤔

@JRVanguard That's a lot of extra steps just to try to warm me up.

@SW-User Yes but these steps involve me🤔

@JRVanguard If I needed the help I'd just get a blanket~

@SW-User *Gets a blanket for you*😌
There
We’ll split the difference😂

@JRVanguard lol. Next you'll be requesting to change me.

@SW-User I don’t think I’m qualified to do that😅

@JRVanguard Neither do I!

@SW-User Wait no, I’m very literally qualified to do it with my certification😅
I’d just rather not😂

@JRVanguard [i]Exactly.[/i]

@SW-User But other types of flirting I can do😅😂

@JRVanguard Full package deal or bust~ That's how I roll!

@SW-User Fair enough😂😘