Tell your wildest internet dating story

I met a chick online who lived in one of the dangerous parts of LA. I went to meet her. I cant remember actually going on a date. We were sitting in my nice new car on the street around the corner from her place (I cant recall why it had to be away from her place. She told me where to park. My dumb ass didnt think anything of it because she was hot and had a super phat ass). So we are sitting there talking in the car and she mentioned her teenage sons. Next thing I know, the oldest son shows up at the car to talk to her. They were talking like it was random that he happened to be walking down the street at 10pm at night and noticed his mother in a strange parked car. He was looking over my car like a starving man looking at a hamburger and checking me out. It crossed my mind that she had set me up to get robbed by this thug and maybe he really wasn't her son, He looked only a few years younger than us but then those ghetto broads do have kids in their early teens. I remember thinking that if I can get this bitch out of y car, I am peeling out of here and never coming back - no kind of ass is worth being on the verge of getting jacked.