What is the worst reason you were given for being dumped?

I was dumped at a place called Cha Chas…..in 1992, before mobile phone dumping began.

I was waiting for her to show up and after 15 minutes the waiter showed up with the phone on a cord and she told me that her Manager had advised her it would not be good for her image to be seen in public with anyone at the moment, because she was “The Contessa”