What is the worst reason you were given for being dumped?

@FlowersInHerHair
So did half of the audience, probably.

@FlowersInHerHair That does not usually work out, most strippers have a messed up relationship with men.

@Justmeraeagain Said they met at a strip club, had sex on the beach and was the best sex he had in his life. Told me this AFTER we had sex and he said he just fucked me to make sure he didn’t love me anymore. 🤦🏻‍♀

I can really pick some winners.

@FlowersInHerHair That is awful, so sorry too hear, will be his loss though in the end.

@FlowersInHerHair
😧

@Subsumedpat It was. He got kicked out of the Army for going AWOL and became a baby daddy.

It was a LONG time ago…another life even.