Why do you date crazy, douchy evil men? I date them because they make me look innocent and I play the victim card and get sympathy from people 🤷‍♀

Hey though, someone has to keep them busy. One can easily argue you are saving the rest of us.

I think that makes you in bar with them.

This woman you parody here is a homing pigeon.


It’s how she survives.

If she did not choose that type again and again, she could no longer play the innocent victim and have to reveal the cold manipulating self she actually was.