Are you smooth?

Quite smooth
A dedicated groomer!
The local Asian spa ladies who "wax on, wax off" seem to enjoy my visits by the way they point, smile and laugh.
Though their English is a bit broken I was able to understand that they compared me to Asian men.
I'm thinking that means they think I am very smart

I am super smooth!
My neurologist even commented on how my brain must not have any ripples, ridges or grooves and that may explain a lot.
Not sure what that meant but it must be good

I'm that smooth, yes. or my go to.. " I eat food. do you like food?

Do shrunken skulls count?

If so, I have been known to appreciate a little head, but I'm not sure that qualifies me as being socially awkward 🫣

Omg!!!

I love 😍 skulls!!!

Here's my collection.

Like a dolphin 🐬

I'm like 60-grit sandpaper.

They call me Mr. Smooth 😏

Very smooth. Shave my head. Lol

Just from the neck down