I’m starting to think my soulmate got lost using Apple Maps…

It’s 2025 and I still haven’t met the person who understands why I talk to myself, laugh at my own jokes, and dance in the kitchen like I’m on tour.

Either my soulmate’s stuck in traffic, reincarnated as a cat, or using Apple Maps and took a wrong turn in 2017.

If you’re also waiting for someone weirdly perfect, likes snacks at 2am, and overthinks memes say hi.