Ladys would flattered if a man said this to you. Would it work on you?

You're prettier than a bucket full of hogs' livers.

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hunkalove · 70-79, M

I should try that one. I always say, "You're prettier than a speckled goose."

Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

Oh yeah that’d be so hot 🤮

He'd better be on his knees, praying to the one he's about to go and meet...

HumanEarth · F

I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue

Ceinwyn · 26-30, F

No, and I’d probably reply with “you’re as sporty as a wheelie bin full of surgical waste.”

HumanEarth · F

I thought you might say this: How about I marinate your gizzards in sheep drip and yell yahooo

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