Dos and/or don'ts on a first date. Wrong answers only. Go!

Not a date, as such, but I'd met a guy at a bar and the first thing he asked me was 'So, how many vodka's does it take to get you on your back?'

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...I made a swift exit..

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Tell them how much you have been admiring them from afar and have already planned out the wedding.

Do stare at your phone and text the whole time
Don't pay any bills, just do a runner

Do: be overtly sexual and give him tons of over the top compliments.
Touch him and in all the wrong places
When eating make everything seem like the tastiest you've ever had. And say so too, loudly.
Make sure you go in for a kiss and make sure you grope him everywhere... Publicly.

Don't: be shy and coy.

I dated your sister

Talk about yourself the whole time

Look up the song by rodney rude ' Do you F##k on first dates