Update to my woman requirements

• 5'4"
• Between 100/130lbs
• Between the ages of 25 and 27
• ONLY drinks Barq's Root Beer
• Virgin
• DOUBLE D'S, BABY
• Doesn't drink
• Doesn't smoke
• Doesn't party
• Doesn't have fun
• Doesn't go outside
• Trusts me when I say that something is of the Devil
• Trusts me when I say that everything is of the Devil
• Skin tone of #ffe2d1 when tested within the beam of a T5 fluorescent bulb in an isolated room with zero light pollution
• Hair tone of #262420 in the same conditions
• Measures between 1-2% body calcium concentration
• Can withstand temperatures of up to 104.18⁰F with a maximum output of 104 watts
• Body tissue bending length of approximately 0.79cm

If this is you, HIT ME UP, GURRRRRRRL!