Marrying me would be like promising to always have to take out dry contacts at night.

You want to go to bed but first you have to take the time to get my clingy self out of your face.

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SW-User

marriage is so weird like u come home and wish to be alone but there's a guy in ur bedroom omg

romell · 51-55, M

@SW-User re check what you have commented

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

@romell I don't think that was her comprehensive summary on marriage lol.

SW-User

@romell i was just implying its weird for an introvert to have to share a room

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

That’s what chloroform is for 😏

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

@DeluxedEdition I eat chloroform for breakfast.

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