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My mother has been dating casually for a bit

She’s been out with this one guy a few times and thought she really liked him… he told her about a tattoo he has, and now she’s turned off. It’s a logo of The Rolling Stones on the base of his dick 🤣 I’m not lying, hilarious
Pretzel · 61-69, M Best Comment
now if it had beeon the tip...

TexChik · F
If he has “ The Rolling Stones “ tatted on his D, she owes it to herself to spell check it ! 😉😂
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@TexChik just the mouth logo
TexChik · F
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
I dated someone with a full “sleeve”. 😳
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@JustGoneNow Yep...
He’s a tattoo artist and did them himself. I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse. Lol.
@QueenOfTheNerds me either. 🤣
Ink it before you sink it, I guess. 😂
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
WhateverWorks · 36-40
I dated a tattoo artist/piercer for a while. His man bits looked like a pincushion, sticker book 😅🤷🏻‍♀️ To each their own. He offered to cover me in ink and body mods, but I am more selective about my ink and piercings 🤣
How do you know about the base of the dick, of the guy your Mum is dating? 😂
@DiminishedResponsibility Don’t Start Me Up. He just wanted it to be a Beast of Burden. 🤣
@JustGoneNow maybe it will just fade away.
@DiminishedResponsibility Not by Ruby Tuesday. He has Mixed Emotions about it.
SW-User
Yeahhh that would be a no for me too 😂
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User been laughing most the morning thinking about it
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
What leads a guy to wake up some morning and decide to stretch out his dick so another guy can jab a needle in it a thousand or so times to inscribe a logo on it? The result of which is that the woman he has his eyes on is now turned off by the very idea. Oops.
Winston335 · 56-60, M
That’s an unfortunate choice !
At least I had the good sense to have them tattoo SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND on mine 🙌😀
SW-User
Yikes. I’m just wondering if that was a drunken mistake or a sober choice.

Neither is good.
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User it’s simply inexcusable 😂
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Why did he tell her? Why not wait for the reveal?
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@HoraceGreenley I’m assuming it’s gone poorly in the past?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@WaryWitchWandering that sounds like a good bet
Northwest · M
He told her? These tattoos were pretty popular in the 80s.
I have to be honest, that would turn me off too.
SW-User
So he has the tongue


I thought about getting that a couple inches below my navel.
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User to each their own I suppose haha
What's the big deal? It's just a tattoo. I mean yeah it's hilarious but I don't see how it'd be a turn off lol
I don't see the problem, does she not like their music? 🤣
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@Mindfulness she does but not like that lmao
@WaryWitchWandering not her taste? 🤣🤣🤣
Ironhand · 51-55, M
Ouch..

I have plenty of tattoos, but I'm not putting one by the junk. No Bueno..
Tell her not to look at it. Just ignore it that he has it. Lol or close her eyes.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Much as I'm for tattoos that sounds ridiculously painful
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@basilfawlty89 yeah he told her he had to hold and stretch it out while getting it done 😖
🤣🤣🤣🤣
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@V00doo hilarious right?!?!
@WaryWitchWandering I want to see it
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@V00doo that makes one of us.
@iamonfire696 Haven’t seen her in a while.
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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User omg hahahah

 
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