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My mother has been dating casually for a bit

She’s been out with this one guy a few times and thought she really liked him… he told her about a tattoo he has, and now she’s turned off. It’s a logo of The Rolling Stones on the base of his dick 🤣 I’m not lying, hilarious
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Pretzel · 70-79, M Best Comment
now if it had beeon the tip...

QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
I dated someone with a full “sleeve”. 😳
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@JustGoneNow Yep...
He’s a tattoo artist and did them himself. I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse. Lol.
@QueenOfTheNerds me either. 🤣
Ink it before you sink it, I guess. 😂
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
TexChik · F
If he has “ The Rolling Stones “ tatted on his D, she owes it to herself to spell check it ! 😉😂
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@TexChik just the mouth logo
TexChik · F
WhateverWorks · 36-40
I dated a tattoo artist/piercer for a while. His man bits looked like a pincushion, sticker book 😅🤷🏻‍♀️ To each their own. He offered to cover me in ink and body mods, but I am more selective about my ink and piercings 🤣
SW-User
Yeahhh that would be a no for me too 😂
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User been laughing most the morning thinking about it
Winston335 · 56-60, M
That’s an unfortunate choice !
At least I had the good sense to have them tattoo SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND on mine 🙌😀
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
Why did he tell her? Why not wait for the reveal?
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@HoraceGreenley I’m assuming it’s gone poorly in the past?
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@WaryWitchWandering that sounds like a good bet
Northwest · M
He told her? These tattoos were pretty popular in the 80s.
SW-User
Yikes. I’m just wondering if that was a drunken mistake or a sober choice.

Neither is good.
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User it’s simply inexcusable 😂
I have to be honest, that would turn me off too.
I don't see the problem, does she not like their music? 🤣
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@Mindfulness she does but not like that lmao
@WaryWitchWandering not her taste? 🤣🤣🤣
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
What's the big deal? It's just a tattoo. I mean yeah it's hilarious but I don't see how it'd be a turn off lol
Ironhand · 51-55, M
Ouch..

I have plenty of tattoos, but I'm not putting one by the junk. No Bueno..
SW-User
So he has the tongue


I thought about getting that a couple inches below my navel.
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User to each their own I suppose haha
Tell her not to look at it. Just ignore it that he has it. Lol or close her eyes.
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
What leads a guy to wake up some morning and decide to stretch out his dick so another guy can jab a needle in it a thousand or so times to inscribe a logo on it? The result of which is that the woman he has his eyes on is now turned off by the very idea. Oops.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@V00doo hilarious right?!?!
@WaryWitchWandering I want to see it
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@V00doo that makes one of us.
How do you know about the base of the dick, of the guy your Mum is dating? 😂
@DiminishedResponsibility Don’t Start Me Up. He just wanted it to be a Beast of Burden. 🤣
@JustGoneNow maybe it will just fade away.
@DiminishedResponsibility Not by Ruby Tuesday. He has Mixed Emotions about it.
@iamonfire696 Haven’t seen her in a while.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
Much as I'm for tattoos that sounds ridiculously painful
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@basilfawlty89 yeah he told her he had to hold and stretch it out while getting it done 😖
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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User omg hahahah

 
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