What should I put in my first messages to women on my dating apps?

Seriously (unlike everyone else here) I would guess you should say something complimentary about their profile, and that you would enjoy talking with them.

Not a creep

We are wild and crazy Czechoslovakian brothers! How much do you weigh?

i know I am late to the party but get this - dating apps are nothing but losers, catfish, and scammers. Maybe hit the clubs in real life.

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I Sniff women's feet