Im gonna backhand this kid

I'm on a date and this kid keeps climbing over the top of the booth staring at us right behind my head

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MaryJanine · 61-69, F

I would turn around, look him up and down, then smile my sweetest and ask, vey politely, "Can I help you with anything?"

Unless the kid is an idiot, he'll get the picture.