So sick of DATING-SITES.. it's not REAL.. read this

I get hit on ALL THE TIME by girls IRL but on dating sites NOTHING!?
wtf..

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Elegy · 46-50

I guess you're a good looking shell.

NiceShoes · 31-35, M

@Elegy Well they're REALLY boring online and they have this slow-motion way to talk, one message, then go do something i mean..
Ehhh..
I can't take it.. IN FACT.. i might GO AND PLAY A GAME RIGHT NOW!!

Elegy · 46-50

Is that a euphemism for masturbate?

Elegy · 46-50

@NiceShoes Can you give me BA before you go? At least you'll have accomplished something today. :D

Other than an orgasm.

NiceShoes · 31-35, M

@Elegy I've accomplished a lot to day..
how about you?

Elegy · 46-50

We're not talking about me here buddy, this is your show. 🤗

NiceShoes · 31-35, M

@Elegy Well yeah my show and im the host, and I choose the topic.
So, what did you accomplish?

Elegy · 46-50

@NiceShoes I just went "AND PLAY A GAME" to that picture of you in that sexy red jumper... I'm probably going to order a pizza and take a dump next. It's 10:30am here though so I'm not sure where the bar is.

NiceShoes · 31-35, M

@Elegy ok TMI

Elegy · 46-50

Total Maximum Interestingness?

NiceShoes · 31-35, M

@Elegy Yeah.. kind of.. if sarcasm

Elegy · 46-50

@NiceShoes Always, sunshine, always.

NiceShoes · 31-35, M

aha